• Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
• Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
• Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
• Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
• Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
• Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

(via mydeepdemise)

firelordwael:

mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

Oh God

(Source: brendonboredurie, via mydeepdemise)